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[sweetlypretty]

I took down a shoplifter this afternoon at the mall. People seemed amazed--and really, for a big guy, he was pretty weak. Loss prevention offered me a job (which I did not take) and two men and a woman gave me their phone numbers.

What was he stealing? Women's panties. I saw him shove them down the front of his trousers.

I need a drink.