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[sweetlypretty]

I took down a shoplifter this afternoon at the mall. People seemed amazed--and really, for a big guy, he was pretty weak. Loss prevention offered me a job (which I did not take) and two men and a woman gave me their phone numbers.

What was he stealing? Women's panties. I saw him shove them down the front of his trousers.

I need a drink.

Comments

And we like her that way! I have a strange feeling these two would get along well.

[sweetlypretty.livejournal.com]

I am not, but it's truly amazing what a flying tackle to the midsection will do. Perhaps it's time that I did try my hand at learning a martial art...

It's perfectly fine if he wants to wear them. Stealing them isn't the way to go about it. If it is that important to him, he can use the internet like everyone else.